Meet Our Alumni

Resident House Band Member. Constantly developing new set lists for the band. Vehemently denies the authority of the Head of Human Resource. 

Bar Tender. Claims of facial reconstruction totally baseless and untrue. Insists looks are 100% natural. No drinks for you if you claim otherwise. 

Resident Dancer. Speaks little. Dances alot. You never know what she is thinking. 

Bouncer. Stop trying to sneak in to the bar. You are gonna get smacked really hard if you try. 

Bar Maiden. Music composer. Due to severe addiction to the taste of fantasia, we are unable to capture the constant image of Sasa. In fact we have given up. A intervention might be needed.

Resident Dancer. Seldom seen, seldom heard, often stray. 

Resident Dancer. Totally loves her job. Will dance with almost anybody. But does not dance with chocobos. Definitely no chocobos. 

House Photographer. Camera lens kept cracking for no reason. However, after Dudgee Finlay's recent aesthetic changes the problem strangely disappeared.

DJ. DJ Demori after years of playing euro trash EDMs has graduated into proper music. She has been warned by HR multiple times that euro trash EDMs are not real music.

Song Writer. Really rich now ever since she realized she could monetize her music. Might buy bunny mansion for her male bun.

Due to legal reasons, this is not Keli Isawa and we deny any records of her working in The Black Velvet. Stop sending subpoenas. There's no one at home. We have not seen Voidlivion or Zairt since christmas.

Odd Job Worker. Not kidnapped by Exotic Lefteye. Not locked up in cellar. Not forced to work without rest or salary. "Psst Dreamoe, wink once if you are being held against your will"

Housing Designer. Enjoys sitting and gposing on every chair imaginable. If he fits, he sits. Also loves glitching through all the Black Velvet furniture in order to gain Void's attention.

Housing Designer. Always demolishing private property right before major events, but then rebuilds them again beautifully.  He is now paid a salary (definitely not a bribe) in an effort to minimise property destruction at the bar.

Photographer. Believes in the power of bananas. Often seen performing 'dark arts' on mannequins and other supposedly 'willing' participants in the halls of the Black Velvet.  

Marketing Manager / Housing Designer. Knows the difference between dance pole and pole dancing. Currently locked up in the fish tank to prevent her from Burning Down The House.

Vocalist. Murders songs with her angelic voice. Can hit higher notes when high. Side hustling as a drawing artist that will put people out of work. Let her draw you at your own risk.